“A rare match for a mostly retired coach - great fun all around, but in truth a shameful display of slapfighting for two dedicated basher teams.

All that Claw, all that Mighty Blow, all that Dirty Player - and the bloody play of the game was SlaughterHouse Chaos Warrior Mega Hurtz showing us all what really really Hurtz - sprinting in for an assist needed to make a touchdown Blitz - only to trip up and smash one's own skull in on the soft pitch - RIP!

As Mega Hurtz lay there dying (in the dying seconds of the first half, as a matter of fact), the team apothecary was dispatched onto the field to see if anything could be done for the new Chaos Warrior. After a thorough examination of the supine warrior, it was determined that he was in fact dying only of shame, having ruined Sluggo's last ditch attempt at a touchdown following a key punt by Buck.

Having been informed that 'shame' was not an acceptable cause of death for a Mighty SlaughterHouse5000 Chaos Warrior, Mega Hurtz got back to his feet and lumbered over to the bench to get ready to miff things up second half, while the team's doctor announced he was done for the day, and headed off to have a strong drink, mumbling something about "First it was that prissy troll refusing to play half the time, now this..."

Bloody rookies.

In any case, second half was even less eventful (from a carnage standpoint) than the first, but it did involve some nice desperation plays by Slaughterhouse and yet another punt, which managed to hold the game to a tie in the end.

All in all, Slaughterhouse's fans have to be credited with the tie, as time and time again they threw the ball back in from the sidelines to locations that suited the SlaughterHouse (utter lack of) a game plan very nicely. Go fans!

And to opposing coach BillBrasky, great game and knock 'em dead next time! :)
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