“"This is Coach Oblitzamanger's 100th game here on fumbbl. Let's make it count, shall we?" said the mighty God of Chaos, Nurgle.

"Yes, we shall! He has served our needs well enough," confirmed Lord Slaanesh.

"I agree. However, we should not let the Dark Elves be beaten up too much, no matter how much I like carnage. Coach JohnnyRotten is on our side..." said Khorne.

"Oh, don't worry. The Darkies won't see a lot of bad injuries, but they will sure see plenty of snakes!" exclaimed Tzeentch.

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"Okay guys. This match is special for me, so get out there and do what you guys do!" said Coach Oblitzamanger. He then yelled as the team yelled (roared) back. They stomped onto the pitch, ready for some action.

And action was what they got. All three of the Pros on the front line were knocked down, including Ogre and Slaanesh follower Dur'lunk Evileye, by the incredibly strong Linelf Van Morrison. However, the Rockers began to see those snakes that Tzeentch had set out for them, as Linelf Mark Knopfler rolled snake eyes trying to pick up the ball in the backfield.

The Pros moved to counter a foray into their territory, and the Rockers switched the field on them, trapping a good number of players on the wrong side of the pitch. Thrower Neil Young passed to the young Knopfler, who used up the last team's last re-roll to catch it. However, he became enveloped in a cage that would make any Orc team jealous, as the Pros tried to pry it open without most of their players. With some help from Tzeentch follower mashelk Strongrip, Khorne follower Phormat Wadskin blitzed from a prone position and stood right in front of Knopfler.

Dodging away, the Rockers again tried to switch the field after the Pros had already moved their players to the other side of the pitch again. But, Young dropped the catch, leaving the ball exposed. A well placed blitz by Khorne captain Lord Scorsh put him right next to the ball. But without backup, he was knocked down, and they fromed another cage in the backfield, with Lord Scorsh inside it, prone. The Pros however were able to rush to it and surround it, as Lord Scorsh and Phormat got next to Young. Young then dodged away, and the Rockers switched the play again, passing it to Blitzer Frank Zappa, who was well hidden from view.

Khorne follower Orgot Crushpain then made a risky blitz. He dodged away from an opponent, and hit Zappa low and hard, knocking the ball free. Slaanesh captain Hormesh Tearmouth was shoved onto the ball, which bounced to Orgot, who failed to catch it. When Zappa blitzed from the ground and got the ball again, Orgot again tried to dodge and blitz, but this time he was tripped up and he fell. Zappa ran away and was screened from view. But a few well placed blocks opened up the door for Khorne follower Helgrot Hornjab to blizt in with his horns. Zappa was blasted backwards and the ball flew out of bounds. The crowd threw it next to Ogre Dur'lunk Evileye, but it scattered away from him too. With a touchdown on the line, Dur'lunk came up with the biggest block of the game when he smashed Linelf James Hetfield into the dugout, and thus prevented the score. Halftime: 0 - 0

"Okay guys. Very good so far. There were a lot of snakes out there, and none of them affected us, so we know the Gods are with us today," said Coach Oblitzamanger.

"Why wouldn't they be?" laughed Nurgle follower Selex Inboil, who had badly hurt their kicking Linelf before the half ended, only for the apothecary to heal the wound.

"Just go finish it!" laughed Oblitzamanger back as they took the pitch with cheer.

Even though Dur'lunk failed his first Bonehead roll of the game on their first turn, the Pro got the ball and got in a great position to score with a sturdy cage. Another rolll of snake eyes from the +ST Linelf Van Morrison while attempting a dodge allowed the cage to move to one sideline and advance further. However, the cage was right next to the prone Van Morrison, and he got up and blitzed one corner away. Another pair of 1's gave the Pros a chance to respond quicker and Tzeencth follower and passer Nearto Surefire ran down the sideline almost clear to the endzone. Then, Blitzer Bruce Springsteen attempted to blitz inside the cage and force Nearto out of bounds. But he failed to get those extra few yards and he tripped up. Thus, Nearto was able to score by Coach Oblitzamanger's decision of wanting the touchdown and hoping to prevent a tie rather than stalling, which would have been very risky.

The kick was well placed as it landed next to the endzone. The Pros employed a man to man marking system which was effective since they were one man up. And when Tzeentch captain Olmstead Everchange knocked out Linelf Knopfler, the game opened up for the Pros. Even as Neil Young ran upfield, blocked by a screen, Springsteen tripped on a dodge and allowed the Pros a chance to get at Young. After Mashelk Strongrip badly hurt Frank Zappa, Slaanesh follower vanith Dartlett covered the whole for Young to run through. But the Rockers opened it up, and Young attempted a pass to Mick Jagger for the draw. But of course, Jagger dropped the pass and the ball bounced away from him.

Olmstead Everchange pushed him out of bounds the Pros rushed next the ball in an attempt to stall the last few turns in their own half. As the Rockers moved in, the Pros tightened up, and once Nurgle captain Linger Grrealment got the ball, the score was saved for the Pros: 1 - 0 Doom Professionals

After the game, Coach Oblitzamanger celebrated his fifth win in a row for the first time, and his 100th carreer Blood Bowl game on fumbbl by praying to the four Gods fo Chaos, and of course, Nuffle. He also made a grand sacrifice, his largest yet, to them all, and he earned enough money to be just one game out of debt to the Gods. Although no skills were learned, the team got a lot of cash, which would be used to buy a team re-roll as soon as possible. The team celebrated their (lucky) win by praying all night, and they then got prepared for their next match.”