“Nuffle's blessings shone down this game as far as the play luck went. Dodges and GFI's were usually successful, but still ran out of RR's way too early.

However, Casualties were high as our star player, Strep Pneumoniae, was killed outright in a well placed block and as our luck caused our opponent's frustration to increase, so did the blatant fouling. Not key players or tactical fouling, but hitting anyone who was unfortunate enough to be prone and nearby. Something about his having a DP and my not, so that's the way it goes. I suppose when the Coach keeps screaming at his players "Get me another zombie!" then the game shifts to getting a RIP however possible. Perhaps it was this obsession with death that granted the game's MVP to his dead player, De Vitto el fio.

Noplayers were donated to the zombie cause, as none were ugly enough to qualify for his team”