“The Boyz have trouble playing against highelves it seems.

First half was dominated by lots of goblin GFI tripping and crucial failed dodges. Apparently the gobs had been issued shoes(!) for kicking people harder in ... for running faster, but the exquisite art of shoelace tying had not been mastered yet.

Start of second half saw a horrible blizzard sweep over the stadium, which kept the field slippery for the remainder of the match. The gobos, now having ditched the infernal shoes, skated wonderfully on the icy field and dodged like ice ballerinas. Grumps comments: "Sissy basterds!"

The imbecile gobo coach made two extremely stupid calls at the end of the second half which very likely cost him the win. Coach blames Grumps inability to grasp the new multiblock concept, but hey, he's an ogre what do you expect.

Sad news is that despite one dead elf and two seriously mangled (Helmet Harry claims one with the Gonad kick!) the fans are leaving us. Come back ye rotten gits!”