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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-09-24 02:36:50
TV 1510k Chaos
0
Winnings 70k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Chaos Dwarf TV 1380k
3
70k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/2/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#2 Orgot Crushpain – Serious Concussion (-AV)
"Why hasn't Oblitzamanger played with the Pros lately?" demanded Khorne. "I want to see blood!"

"He was managing 'other teams', he said," reasoned Slaanesh. "So let's make him pay."

Nurgle still having a soft spot for the team, said, "I don't think we should hurt our own Champions now."

"Oh shut up and help us make them lose!" yelled Tzeentch as they roared to the pitch to cause mayhem, this time against their team and Oblitzamanger.

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"Damn it!" yelled Coach Oblitzamanger. Ogre and Khorne follower Dur'lunk Evileye had just been badly hurt by the Bull Centaur The Salesman, who had gone mad on coffee before the game. He then proceeded to badly hurt Slaanesh captain, Beastman Hormesh Tearmouth, and fracture the skull of Khorne follower, Beastman Orgot Crushpain.

After the ball was lost somehow, Helgrot Hornjab got the ball and passed it to Khorne captain, Lord Scorsh. But, as Chaos Dwarf Kevin killed Slaanesh follower, Vanith Dartlett, the apothecary saving him, Bull Centaur The Client gouged the eye of Lord Scorsh, knocking the ball free. The Client then ran away with the ball for a touchdown. Halftime: 1 - 0 Sin City Teddys

After halftime, despite Coach Oblitzamanger's best efforts to cheer up his team (his mouth was clogged with something yucky any time he tried to speak, courtesy of Nurgle) they rolled over to the Chaos Dwarves, and The Client scored again.

The SPPs were low as Slaanesh follower Beastman Nearto Surefire passed the ball to Nurgle follower Linger Grrealment, only for the ball to be later lost. Pro after Pro went down and into the dugout, and Hobgoblin Shellie got the ball and ran it in for the Chaos Dwarves third score.

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"I think we were too hard on them today. We need to give them encouragement, not bruises and losses," said Nurgle to his fellow Chaos Gods.

"No way! I enjoyed smashing the skull and gouging the eye of my own Champions! When they need to be taught a lesson, you need to hit them hard, and then they learn," said Khorne.

But Nurgle didn't think so. He had always had a soft spot for the team, and decided to help them improve as a whole.

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At the next pratice, the team worked very well together (due to Nurgle's assistance) and improved their team-work as a whole, gaining an extra re-roll. Nurlge also provided Coach Oblitzamanger with a new Beastman player.

"Who's that?" the coach asked to Linger in the middle of the practice. The player was walking onto the field and drank some of the team's water.

Linger glowed and spoke, except, it wasn't Linger's gruff voice that spoke, but rather it was Nurgle coming to Oblitzamanger through his captain. "That is Gurrot Poreslime, and he is to join the team immediately. He will help you win more games. He is very good, so treat him well, as I have treated you and your team well."

"What do you mean? We got wiped out last game?" asked the coach.

"But I have not given up on you, Oblitzamanger. Although your debt to us is still to be payed, I have faith in you that you can repay us well. Now, go on and train so that you may wreak Chaos on the gridiron some other day!" And with that, Linger stopped glowing, and he looked around really confused.

As Lord Scorsh and Orgot were nursing their wounds, Oblitzamanger's practice continued and the team started to look really good, especially with the influence of Gurrot Poreslime.
Player Performances
 
 
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#6
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TOTALS
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