“Tempered with the failures of their predesessors, the Elfland Revenge stormed ahead in their first game, causing unlikely casualties towards the dwardfs, taking down a bull centaur and a hobgoblin after blitzing forward while kicking off. They were able to turn over the ball and score a touchdown on the second turn.

Kicking off again, they fooled the chaos dwarfs and changed formation right before kicking off, throwing the chaos dwarfs off yet again. They were so stunned and disheartened by the elfs overturning the ball again and in prime scoring position, the dwarfs conceded the match after their 5th turn in the first half.”