“"The old wizard threw the pipe as far as he could (approximately 4 squares straight...) and he was sooooo frustrated. They had played so well, no injuries, nothing, and a nice win. In halftime he had talked to the other coach about the strong frontline of the lizzardz, adoring them and being honest... but this he could never had expected! After the game, Jonas Joda and The Apple, the teams two most important players, were ambushed when they made their way to the brothel (which was worldfamous by the way in Kzhiezzah, the lizardtown). 25 lizzards blocked their path in every direction and it was a miracle they came out of there alive. But both had been badly beaten up and the lizzards had stung them with some sort of sharp horn which would haunt the elves as long as they lived. The wizard was now really worried, would he sack his best player, and how could he, The Apple was famous for his leader-abilities and beautiful touchdowns. Did he even dare to the The Apple? He decided to go to a milkbar in the next town they came to and get enormously wasted..."”