“A wonderful game, until turn 5, second half. In one turn two players were killed, and another niggled. Sure we won, but with only 8 players left, the victory is quite bitter indeed.

I'd like to thank my opponent for showing of my very talented skills in the art of bitching.

May this be a lesson to you all, don't play against me, I'll only complain after.

But hey, you do have a 78% chance to win (or tie), so maybe playing against me wouldn't be that bad...

Then again, you'd have to listen to me... hrm... maybe you should flip a coin?”