“Versus the mighty (and terrifying) In Skryre We Trust, Hoo Hoo mustered all the giddyup he could on a pre first turn kickoff blitz. He knew what had to be done. he just wasn't sure if it was possible. Across the line from his crouched the mighty Lord Skryre, one of the fiercest competitors alive, and who'se breath ranks right there with a dead skunk stuffed with limburger cheese. "No problem" thought Hoo Hoo, who proceeded to unleash such a mighty block on the rat that his feet stayed where they were, and the rat's body landed three spaces back on the pitch. Lord Skryre would not return, and will not be able to play in the next bloody match. Coach SirSlappy, barely able to speak, could only be heard whispering after the game, "He has never even been hurt before." This must explain the trickle of a tear running down the defeated coach's cheek.”