“This match was more competitive than the scoreline suggests. Vast periods of the match were consumed by intense brawls over the ball. This was also the first game to inflict injury on a Jugganaut side that had been fortunate until now. A foul left Kane's head so far detached from his body that the apothecary merely kicked it off the pitch. Then brother Able was crippled by a hobgoblin. Aspiring bull centaur Granny II then met his end at the hands of disgruntled Jugganaut fans unhappy at the removal of their favourite players.

Aside from losing two orc blitzers, this was a good match for Jugganaut and it was finished off spectacularly by hatrick-hero Zed who jumped off the floor to slip between the legs of a bull centaur before grabbing the ball and stretching over the line in the final seconds of the game.

Coach Sluces was seen to be getting visibly annoyed at match delays as Coach Chainsaw was spotted chatting to pretty females in the crowd instead of directing his team. Sorry for that Sluces, hope you fare better in your next game!”