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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-11-12 11:24:49
CTV 2380k Elf
2
Winnings 60k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/0
 
 
Elven Union CTV 2440k
4
50k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
5/3/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
2
3
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#4
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
26
3
1
#12
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
2
1
#13
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-
2
1
-
#14
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
1
-
1
-
TOTALS
2
2
3
-
1
19
-
1
30
45
2

#7 Tommy Sandlin – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#8 Lennart "Lill-Strimma" Svedberg – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Lennart "Lill-Strimma" Svedberg – Smashed Knee (NI)
Everything he did was pure luck.
Eventually the specs came.
Anonymous.
May they all die.
Later rage took control of me.
May them all die.
I seriously hate everyone alive.
He couldn't fail a roll.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
10
-
#2
1
-
3
-
-
9
-
-
5
12
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#4
-
4
-
-
-
4
-
28
13
-
2
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
7
-
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#8
1
1
1
1
-
8
-
-2
5
4
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
1
#13
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
22
4
1
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#15
-
1
-
-
1
6
-
-1
-
7
-
TOTALS
4
7
5
1
1
36
-
32
45
43
7
Things started out in favour of BIF legends, with them receiving and causing 2 cas in the first turn. Stony man were able to steal the ball and get a quick TD, and this sent coach eurythmechanic into a gibbering verbal frenzy, from whining about the dice to wishing violent deaths to me, my players, the spectators and all their families. Eurythmechanic was clearly shaken up, and this affected his tactics, as he made several questionable moves and repeatedly underestimated the abilites of my players.

Gary Manning got a Larson this game, the second Larson by a Stony man player, and we got the ref in the second half and added more to the growing pile of casualties suffered by the BIF legends.

I look forward to a rematch against this highly unstable and gutwrenchingly funny coach.
 
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