“Jugganaut's 10th game was an all-orc affair against Waaaaaaaaagh! It was all going well for Jugganaut as, with the ref in their pocket, they ploughed through their opponents and took them out one by one. Coach Chainsaw was so relaxed about it that he started chatting to the crowd and pointing at pretty girls. Not paying attention to the game, he did not spot two of his black orcs trying to work out what their coach was asking them to do, with the one carrying the ball being knocked over all to easy in a one-on-one with a weaker blitzer, then the other trying to run out of the brawl he was in and falling flat on his face. The farcical play allowed Coach Paragon's team to take the lead against the run of play, much to the dismay of a bemused Coach Chainsaw.

Starting the second half with only 9 players and 1 black orc, Waaaaaaaaagh! were up against it to hold on to their lead despite receiving the ball. A more focused Coach Chainsaw marshalled his team properly this time around and Jugganaut made no mistake making the match secure with a bashing touchdown by black orc Karnage then a last ditch sprint by blitzer Slamm. It was close but we deserved to win.

[I accidentally dodged a black orc into two tzs when only meaning to stand him up... stupid touchpads... used a reroll and ended a turn without doing anything at all. I should have won this 3-0 really - maybe even 4-0. Thanks for the game Paragon. That get-the-ref did you in, but that's Blood Bowl!]”