“Ugly weather, Ugly match.

The rain started pouring on the opening kick-off. Good thing too as the water helped wash some of the Norse blood off the pitch...

Zuzios KO'd a player with practically every other hit for the first three quarters of the game. A grand tally of nine players found their way to the smelling salts, several Wives decided discretion was the better part of valor and stayed in their seats.

With a mighty roar, Matilday Hammerblow declared "There's no crying in BloodBowl!" and single handedly (almost) cleared a path through the the Rotter defenders to allow Dink to hand-off to Cindy as the final buzzer sounded.

I was very fortunate to have escaped this game. I doubt I'd be so lucky in a rematch...”