#15 John the Jerk – Broken Ribs (MNG) #15 John the Jerk – Smashed Knee (NI)
“In their fourth game Steve and his companions faced the mighty Chaos Dwarfs of Zigerag's Bighats. Even though the coaches tried their best to make glorious plays, the players rarely responded by making what the coaches expected them to do. For a change it did not seem to upset either coach that much as the game very quickly took on a friendly and enjoyable atmosphere, at least for the coaches.
After the game there was one player, Chris, who with his exceptional luck managed not only complete a pass and have it caught but also to attract the attention of Nurgle. Chris really earned his name as a follower of the teams spiritual leader Stupid Steve. Having managed the feat of completing a pass Chris was touched by Nurgle and granted one enhancement to help him develop as a player. As his nickname suggests Chris did not rationally pick the treat but opted to go for a makeover of the extreme kind in order to look more like his leader and idol, Steve.”
“Was a good, well played, game. Ego is a good fair opponit. Would really enjoy playing aginst him again. We were laughing just about the whole game with every good play and bad play. And I still wouldn't have told anyone :-D”
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After the game there was one player, Chris, who with his exceptional luck managed not only complete a pass and have it caught but also to attract the attention of Nurgle. Chris really earned his name as a follower of the teams spiritual leader Stupid Steve. Having managed the feat of completing a pass Chris was touched by Nurgle and granted one enhancement to help him develop as a player. As his nickname suggests Chris did not rationally pick the treat but opted to go for a makeover of the extreme kind in order to look more like his leader and idol, Steve.”