“XFL Second Round Match:

Ok... i walked in 51 TS lower. I had 10 guys walking in..... 1 DP. Pizza is an awesome elf coach (kinda inspired my recent elfiness). I was dead in the water.

Handicaps: Extra Training and Bad Press. Bad Press turned out quite useful.....

First half i receive and my fans rush the field killing the ref!open up the game with the Usher dropping a ST 4 elf nasty style! The ref comes out and reattatches his head only to watch him get KO'ed by boot. A return foul RIPs my DP but out comes my apoth.

Ladies and gentlemen... we are apothless by Turn 2!!!!! \o/

I score quickly to save my DP and pizza starts his drive. With the ref looking at him, he dares not foul and earns a pretty frenzy blitz into a DP shot for his dirty elf KO'ing him.

I go to work on the closest elf to the end zone each turn and pull a cheap shot on his tackling catcher BH'ing him. His star blitzer gets whacked out of the game here too and so pizza rushes up the other side.

A strip balling catcher dodges through TZs to whack the dragon. His wizzie knocks me over on T7 giving him a clear shot at the goaline!

Snakeeyes on pick up..... "thats gotta hurt" :D

I defend the ball and take it to halftime with 5 of his guys KO'ed.

Second half sees us with even numbers and him minus his DP and AG 5 thrower. His drive stalls when the Temple agressively tears apart his advance party. An open shot on the ball produces mayhem and members of the Temple would grab it only to get knocked over (he was short on tackle by now... so to knock over my catchers..... he was using RRs to get POWs).

I make my move on the loose ball and pushed the ball up to a waiting catcher. At this point i stalled out and had to pull off a passing play when he 1 dice POW'ed me at the 1.

Great game Pizza... you played that solid, but the early Get The Ref and some very very critical rolls saved me. I also think i play my best against you and am VERY proud of this match.

__Synn

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