“The Geckos draw nuffles rapes to them like halflings to a blueberry muffin stand and it's obvious that Santa had no inclination to interfere after me having been a naughty boy during a whole year.

Geckos won the kickoff, opponent got a perfect defense.
Opponent scores after some miserable rolls from the defenders. New kickoff, the opponent now gets a blitz. Somehow I manage to chain myself through them and tie the match.
New kickoff, opponent gets side step.
Half time rest. I drop the following comment in the chat. "Ok, so you've got perfect defense, blitz and side step so far. This time I guess for either a pitch invasion or the ref. Opponent gets a pitch invasion, downs 5 of my sauruses including the 2 interceptors behind the LOS.
Somehow I manage to tie his offensive up with skinks and the remaining sauruses, but about the 25th succesful 1 die block from jacknife allows him to run the ball in for 2-1.
Next kickoff, crowd throws a rock. My kroxigor is hit and suffers a SI. (Thank god I had saved my apo and that it actually worked.)
I throw around a couple of double failed 2 die blocks attempts (one leading to a niggle on a skink), and generally just makes myself miserable.

End of story...I get 20,000 for the trouble.

Thanks for the match, jacknife. I hope that karma rebound you were talking about arrives ;)”