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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-12-26 21:13:27
TV 1560k Necromantic Horror
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
 
 
Chaos TV 1590k
1
20k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
#6
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
9
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
#15
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
25
3
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TOTALS
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
29
63
2
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
2
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
#7
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
5
3
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#10
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
4
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#13
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
7
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TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
17
41
1
The Gods of Chaos gathered around to decide what to do.

"He hasn't played with them in such a long time, that I think they ougth to be punished," said Tzeentch.

"No! Why would we hurt our own prized warriors?" said Nurgle.

"I don't care who dies, as long as there is blood!" cried Khorne.

"Well, we should make them lose, but not too bad, for Nurgle's sake. He's gone soft on us, but since he is one of us, we can't refuse his request," reasoned Slaanesh.

"Let's go and make blood!" cried Khorne as they rode down to spectate the game on their chariots of fire and hell.

________________________________________________________

"Oh come on!" cired Coach Oblitzamanger as a Zombie fouled the Khorne follower, clawed Phormat Wadskin. "Are you blind ref? Didn't you see that foul? That's his second one this game!" The ref blew the whistle and ejected the Zombie over the arguments of coach Balkir. However, poor Phormat was so badly hurt, he could not re-enter the match.

"Great! Not only does that stupid Ghoul have the ball, but my players are tripping overthemselves trying to reach him! By Nuffle! Where are the Gods of Chaos today?"

By halftime, it was 1 - 0.

"Look guys. You need to get your sorry acts together or there is going ot be one hell of a practice tommorrow!" scolded Coach Oblitzamanger.

"The Gods are not with us today," said Lord Scorsh, captain of the Khorne sect.

"Well, what can you do to make them help us?" asked Oblitzamanger, realizing the gravity of the situation.

"We must pray, alltogether," said the Warrior, and their locker room was silent for the rest of the break.

They took the field emboldended, but still fell hard, as the rain began to pour down on them, a sure sign of defeat.. Tzeentch follower Beastman Nearto Surefire was pushed into the crowd which gouged his eye, losing the ball to the crowd. The ball went into the middle and a large brawl ensued.

However, it was then that some hurting began for the Pros. Tzeentch follower Beastman Mashelk Strongrip badly hurt a Zombie that regenerated, and Slaanesh captain, Beastman Hormesh Tearmouth got his first SPPs since the team's first game by getting rid of that pesky blodging Ghoul. Somehow, Slaanesh follower Ogre Dur'lunk Evileye knocked down a Wight just in time for a crazy play to open up for the Pros...

________________________________________________________

"Hey! I thought we agreed that they would lose!" cried Tzeentch. "You cheated our bargain, Slaanesh!"

"Hey! My player was right there, and I figured that maybe we shouldn't be too hard on the Pros," argued Slaanesh.

"No! You just wanted your player to become the hero of the game! Was it not your Beastman who almost 'magically' floated around that Zombie to score the tying touchdown? You cheated alright, and I won't stand for it!" replied Khorne.

"Hey guys! What is done is done. All that matters is that Oblitzamanger only has a little money left that he owes us, right?" reasoned Nurgle. The others were put at rest. But his words belied his thoughts, as he secretly thanked Slaanesh for pulling the team through.
 
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