“Well sports fans, it was another solid win for team Prodigy, but this time not without a loss. Yuldan 2 took a nasty hit from the skaven teams rat ogre Forward Jab, and though the medic tried to save him, it was too late. He is the first team Prodigy member to see the grave, and we hope his afterlife is a glorious as the one he had as a member of this fine establishment. Dwurrish is still showing his stuff, rushing for 100 yards, and scoring two 1-turn TD's, both on the first, and last turn of the game. With his success, accounting for over half the teams total touchdowns, and alone counting for team Prodigy's touchdown differential, he has become undaunted in his quest to be the greatest Human Catcher off all time. Amcael went 2 for 2 today for 21 yards, both of which generated touchdowns from Dwarrish. Also in the passing game, was Winrose who had a TD pass to Lairadon, and a touchdown himself later in the game. He also will be recieving a CAT scan after a play where he passed the ball 30 yards to an empty square. Whether this was a few many boots to the head, or a stroke of strategic genius is undecided, and Coach felt it might me neccissary anways. Lairadon picked up his 2nd touchdown of his career, as is quickly rising as the heir apparent to Dwurrish, who wil be seeing limited playing time in an attempt to protect his aset to the team. This should not, however, affect the playing time for Kulbyr. Coach had this to say on the mater, "Kulbyr started out as our #1 reciever, but with the amazing success of Dwurrish, the team needed him on the field as a priority. He isn't an underperformer, he is a key to this team still. Providing not only defense, but but keen offensive abilities. Rest assured you will see him soon rise." In other new, Jakzor, who was nursing an injury today, has been cleared by the medical staff to play in Team Prodigy's next match, which will be especially important with the loss of Yuldan 2. As a rememberance to Yuldan 2, we will dedicate our next game in his name, and we hope that Nuffle will shine apon us in dedication to his fallen. This is Jimmy Scrail signing off for Prodigy Game Update, may you all have a very bloody day.”