“Well Jim, the analysts and promoters certainly got this one wrong, didn't they?!!

That's right Bob, this was thought to be an even match, but just a few short moments after the kick off and we all knew the Ogres were in for a long evening. It's funny that certain 'expert' commentators had this one down for game of the season!

Though, Jim, there was a wonderful play involving Tiny who, rather than allowing himself, after being thrown, to land in a ruck of Dwarves, repositioned his body to increase the mid-air friction and foreshorten his landing, so he could leap into the endzone unchallenged! Remarkable indeed!

Yes Bob, that was a stellar play. Well played Tiny! A spark of magic amongst the melee that was the remainder of the game. Speaking of which, I hear the Ogres are hunting those promoters down as we speak...expect there to be barbecues tonight!

Wow! Well, sports fans, be sure that we'll bring you that footage as soon as we have it! Till next time!”