“Coaches Prasomchai and Cribbleobblepie decided to treat the fans to a scoring frenzy today, employing their most dashing offensive players to full effect. There were also strict orders from both coaches to put pressure on defense with blitzes, which led to a strange game indeed, with end-to-end action!

Says coach Prasomchai, 'My opponent's team was in bad shape after the AFL first season, and we ourselves could use some extra practice. The result was logical. Mind you, my girls kept dropping the football, under duress!"

Unfortunately, despite the impressive scoreline, neither team's fans seem to have enjoyed the spectacle. Both teams will need to solidify their tackling skills in AFL season two to wins these disgruntled fans back (with all the blodgers roaming around virtually untouchable)! In particular, it seems that the Sweethearts fans like to see their girls wrestling- and one contingent comes for that alone, and are discussing whether to sell their seats as you read this!”