“No good start for a new team. After an easy cage run from the 'Eadsplitters there were just three turns to equalize. A breakthrough on the left made for a possible TD. Fortunately my guys managed to keep the bloodlusting orcs at bay long enough for Laid Back to score. The prize for that was Usurper getting a niggling injury.

The second half was even worse than the first. I tried another breakthrough on the left but this fell short with bad ball handling, using up my rerolls to no avail. After som easy turnovers mattsve had another cage going. I made some attempts to break it up, but there were not enough elves to stop the assault. Mattsve celebrated by killing poor Stumble. (Who needs line elves anyway..?) The fans saw the carnage, and some chose never to return again.

All in all a miserable start - lets hope it's not downwards from here.
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