“The truth of the matter is that it was not a dice-rape, but simply the power of the Dark Side of the Force at work. It is hard for anyone to compete once the planets are aligned properly.
The team was still recovering from the loss of Darth Plaguis (STR-5 vamp) from it's previous match and instead relied upon ingenuity and the cunning of Darth Maul, who also was the MVP in the game, as he should have been.
Try as they might, the foul dwarfs tried to get the ref in the 2nd half, and despite constant gang-beatings upon Darth Malek and the others, they couldn't depose the Sith off the Pitch.
This was an outstanding game and could have been more of a beating if I hadn't made some mistakes. Still, pythrr is a cunning coach and he put up as good as a fight as anyone could under the circumstances.”
“Luuuverly dice rape, get yrrr luurvely dice rapes here!
Thx ST, gl with the team.
Edit:
Indeed, the Dark force protected their minions well, giving the dwarf fouler the following sequence of dice: 11, 11, 13, 31, 33 (wow, a ko!), 11, 12.... soooo-peeerbo!”
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The team was still recovering from the loss of Darth Plaguis (STR-5 vamp) from it's previous match and instead relied upon ingenuity and the cunning of Darth Maul, who also was the MVP in the game, as he should have been.
Try as they might, the foul dwarfs tried to get the ref in the 2nd half, and despite constant gang-beatings upon Darth Malek and the others, they couldn't depose the Sith off the Pitch.
This was an outstanding game and could have been more of a beating if I hadn't made some mistakes. Still, pythrr is a cunning coach and he put up as good as a fight as anyone could under the circumstances.”