“Evil Rats! Put 3 players BH and two more KO'd in the first 4.5 turns, and one was heading for the morgue when the apo worked his magic to keep him on the field. With a man MIA from the last game and a niggler making his excuses there were no replacements, and it was just one desperate roll after another missed, and another 2 out of the game next half, and then an avalanche of rats, rats, everywhere!

Meanwhile, the velveeta-wristed elfs couldn't even KO a gutter runner, much less actually take someone out of the game. And then only 20k for all that, a spit in our face!... well, no one got permanently injured, that at least.

Seemed well coached by Mant', but B League was too busy scrambling and being double-marked to really tell. We want a rematch!”