“Serious first half ended at 2-2, then with the possibility of a Larson on King Kong the Rat Ogre, coach Cribbleobblepie ordered the team to huddle around the big guy and try for the completion to make his Larson.

The crowd hushed, the team formed up, King Kong recieved the ball on the first turn of the second half, and....

... proceeded to fumble three passes and become a 'Wild Animal' the other 5 turns! Giving up any hope of winning the game, coach Cribble congratulated his opponents and went to share a post match drink to toast the farce the match had descended into. The Rat Ogre couldn't move the ball, the Elves kept dropping and couldn't get the ball off him. Stalemate.

Great game, very friendly opponent. Rematch anytime!”