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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-03-20 02:34:49
TV 1090k Norse
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/0
 
 
Orc TV 1190k
2
80k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
4/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
4
2
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
1
2
2
-
#5
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
3
5
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
4
-
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
16
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
TOTALS
1
3
1
-
1
13
-
4
33
31
1
"Those Orcs weren't nearly as drunk as we were," began Undraughted Flaschenbiers lineman Percival Powermaster, "I mean, yeah, they were obviously pretty tanked, but at least they knew which way the end zone was."
A very telling description. The game began much like everyone thought it would; unnecessary roughness, injury timeouts, and a tied game, but ultimately the Powerslavers perservered for one of the most injurious games of their career. Even Mr. Powermaster, the Flaschenbiers' only TD scorer was sent home with a concussion and will miss the next game.
Filling his place will be 2nd string thrower Harvey Hamms. "Harvey's movin' up in the world!" he exclaimed.
It was a nailbiter up until the very end when, following an amazing fleet-footed escape from the clutches of a full Powerslaver assault, QB Dick "The Ice Man," attempted a mega-missile pass to blitzer Mitch Magnum and dropped the ball. The Powerslavers immediately recovered and scored the game winner.
"We was robbed!" said coach Celebrity Cameo, Esq. "That's why I brought in another passer. If Dick wants to keep his job, he'll need to prove he can throw in the clutch, otherwise it's Harvey Hamms' job to lose. We'll see what happens."
When asked if this loss meant a curtailing of the Flaschenbiers pre-game drinking binges, Cameo retorted, "You think a bunch of half naked white guys are gonna play ball against heavily armored monsters sober? Maybe YOU should stop drinkin'."
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
1
1
-
-
3
-
4
10
1
-
#3
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
9
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#9
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
7
-
#13
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
4
2
1
#14
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
8
2
1
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
2
4
-
1
21
-
4
24
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