“Frank Sinn Atra, tonights commentator:
"Good evening lords, ladys and the rest of you poor guys who are actually able to buy a crystal ball to review tonights match.

The so far unbeaten necromantic team "Horrors of Nuln" faced the grim chaos dwarfen team "Able Bulls".
My on-site interviewer Tony Slater caught some opinions from the fans before the game so lets hear some of them."

Dumb-looking Guy:"Yeah, I want to thank my mommey and ..."
Little Goblin Fella:" Dwarfs taste like chicken, I can tell, Really, Believe me!"
Huge-Something in a plate Mail:"Blood for the Blood God"

Frank Sinn Atra:
"Yeah ... well anyways, lets take a look on the match, shall we?
It all startet well for the Horrors being able to get the first ball. Just a few seconds after the kick of you could already hear the wonderful noise of bones being broken to tiny little shreds. A little Dwars suddenly started bleeing from several openings as the apothecary set his foot on the pich to look after his little fella. After a fwew twists and strokes the dwarf stood up again, though now looking as a little mummy.
Unfortunatly this action was the only thing that went well for the Horrors. For the next turn they got beaten to the ground and sometimes beyond.
Nearing the end of half one two other players of the horrors got dusted but thanks to low prices in bone shops these days the trainer was able to put them together again.
Right before the end of the first half then, you noticed that the Bulls were gathining around poor little Oskar who kept his head in the dirt for he thought he saw some mice and wantet to have a snack - I can tell that you have to roast a rat before you eat it, just tats delicious. Moments later after the tiny dwarfs finally disbands the only thing that was left was a puddle of blood.
Afterwards the bulls scored their first TD and it wasn´t their last one.
We´re of for a break but don´t change the channel for you´ll see some very important times for new matches coming up."
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