“The battle of Boneheads ended Early in the game as Mountintop Gron had an eye poked out and fled for the hills. Without the ogre, punching humans to the dugout got a lot harder than the orcs had expected.
Pansybite Got Scored the first touchdown early during the game. Kurt Krantz scored the second touchdown of the game during the second half, guarded by Balder the ogre, but not before Klogga Dwarfpuncher had stomped upon the knocked over Gregor Horst, rendering him unable to play for the reminder of the game.
Angried by Kurt's touchdown Pansybite Got headbutted Dieter so hard the poor lineman died right on the spot. The lust for revenge made Gustav foul the blackorc Artak Brassknuckle killing him instantly. No more touchdowns were scored.

One of the shamans found Mountintop Gron sobbing in a nearby cave a few days later and managed to regenerate his eye with a little help from Gork and Mork.
Rumors say, that the remaining Brassknucklebrothers have all begun playing bloodwowl, hoping to one day meet Gustav on the pitch and avenge their fallen sibling.”