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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2003-11-05 17:47:54
60k
1/1/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
4
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1
20
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
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#7 Corscra – Smashed Knee (NI)
#13 Megara – Dead (RIP)
“this marks my second game with vigil aka 'I dont know how to vigilante so I stopped halfway' and boy... that guy gets less interesting everytime you play with him... my attempts to foul him were met with a constant barriage of comments such as "aww man" and "what did you do that for?"... because I want to moron... because i want to...
despite having the highest fan factor in the history of time a rock still managed to knock out my troll... a rock... yeah that makes sense... the guys the size of a house and a rock thrown by some piss weak loser who has to watch cause hes not fit enough to play managed to knock him down... I tried throwing a rock at an elephant once... let me assure you that once the zoo keepers withdrew my bleeding body from its tusks it DID NOT fall to the ground...
which brings me to my second point... another troll was knocked down by 3 skinks... 3 skinks... guys so small they were dubbed with the name of an animal so useless its only skill is that it can lose a piece of itself... What exactly did they do to this guy that can squish them with 1 quick blow? Make him pass out with the smell of their corpses as he crushed them underfoot? cause thats the only reason my troll fell down... i can think of
my men are so slow the only way i can score a touchdown is by tossing their useless bodys around the field... that 1 touchdown i scored was done doing just that... and let me tell you I wasnt trying to score a touchdown at the time... I was trying to kill the useless bastard... and like everything in this stupid game i failed inthe attempt”
despite having the highest fan factor in the history of time a rock still managed to knock out my troll... a rock... yeah that makes sense... the guys the size of a house and a rock thrown by some piss weak loser who has to watch cause hes not fit enough to play managed to knock him down... I tried throwing a rock at an elephant once... let me assure you that once the zoo keepers withdrew my bleeding body from its tusks it DID NOT fall to the ground...
which brings me to my second point... another troll was knocked down by 3 skinks... 3 skinks... guys so small they were dubbed with the name of an animal so useless its only skill is that it can lose a piece of itself... What exactly did they do to this guy that can squish them with 1 quick blow? Make him pass out with the smell of their corpses as he crushed them underfoot? cause thats the only reason my troll fell down... i can think of
my men are so slow the only way i can score a touchdown is by tossing their useless bodys around the field... that 1 touchdown i scored was done doing just that... and let me tell you I wasnt trying to score a touchdown at the time... I was trying to kill the useless bastard... and like everything in this stupid game i failed inthe attempt”
It also didn't help that <a href="mailto: John.Ward@history.usyd.edu.au">John Ward</a>, rising star and acadamecian of the medieval history department of Sydney University proved to be a veritable flying ninja, being sent hurtling through the air time and time again, allowing him to retrieve the ball and score touchdowns with a precision borne from years of patient field research on the life and times of the medieval inquisitors of Southern France.
In the end however, even the efforts of Dr. Ward couldn't save Neal. His team lost, and I killed his god damn snotling. Victory to the vigil!”