“What a game,

It was always going to be hard for the understrength and underskilled Slippery Suckas, but then the nefarious coach of the Collision went and bought Count von Drakenborg. It was an uphill battle, in the mud and rain, and it could have ended in Hamburger Hill for the Lizards.

Thankfully, they were able to score, and despite numerous blocks from the Mummies no casualties were inflicted.

The Collision did it relatively easily, being able to hold the ball in the forward half and watch the clock tick down. At one point Ed played it up for the crowd and returned a pass to Crash.

Despite the warnings, money has been taken from the gate takings again. No more will the Collision take this shenanigans, the offender/s will be found and mercilessly flayed!!”