“Meen Green Hugging Machine 2- 1 Nude Finnish Tree Hugging Gods

The Western Conference is looking like a mere formality now as the Machine exploited the favourable circumstances and took the win tonight.

The fact that Zombiietown are mysteriously failing to arise from there graves to play their fixtures probably will see the Machine crowned Western Champs without a ball being kicked.

This game however was critically altered in the first turn. The Norse suffered badly on their receiving the ball and being overun in a riot. Their first turn saw a double skulls too. The Orcs quickly exploited the situation and scored. 1-0 to the Machine.

From the restart the Norse put pressure on the Orc flank, but got nowhere fast and the Orcs secured the ball to see the half out.

In the second half the Orcs bashed and drove up the middle of the field allowing Accurate Arry to score by running accross the line. 2-0 The Machine.

The Norse pulled one back right at the death through the Ogre who ran straight up the right flank and scored depite two markers on his tail. Game finished 2-1 The Machine, in front of their record crowd of 94,000 screaming fans who had shown up for this decisive fixture.

Well played jaawi, shame about that horrible start!”