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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-04-27 08:03:32
TV 1130k Elven Union
0
Winnings 80k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/1
 
 
Ogre TV 1050k
3
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor +1
3/3/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
1
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
25
3
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-4
6
2
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-3
2
-
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-2
-5
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#11
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#12
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
2
5
-
-
TOTALS
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4
-
-
1
9
-
-7
37
21
2

#4 "Northpaw" Noriega – Dead (RIP)
#9 "Thrashing" Nashiro – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 "Thrashing" Nashiro – Smashed Knee (NI)
Well, it all started to go south at the start. And then it ran screaming south. A failed GFI for a touchdown resulted in a KO, and that deflated the team. Actually, now that I think about it, I think it was the pummeling by the giant ogres. Massive Murderers were an iconic ogre team. When they weren't folding elves into separate halves like cheap lawn chairs they were scratching their heads trying to decide which way them screamies was at.

All in all, it seemed like this was a day for the Ogres... However, the Contendas claimed a moral victory. Borat was shoved bodily into the crowd, right next to some angry looking drunk frat boys from a southern university. His screams of "My nameh Borat!" were quickly silenced.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
3
-
-
6
-
-
-
7
-
#2
-
-
2
-
-
4
-
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#4
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
18
2
-
#5
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
2
-
#10
1
-
-
-
1
8
-
-
7
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
3
-
7
-
1
28
-
-
40
21
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#11 Borat – Dead (RIP)
This game was one of the most amazing games I have ever played. Either the ogres were failing their bonehead rolls, or the were kiling the elves. There wasnt a whole lot inbetween. At the end of the game he was down to 2 elves on the pitch. Not a good day to be an elf.
One of the most funny parts was the bonehead rolls. I failed 5 in a row at one point, and 1 ogre didnt leave the LOS until Turn 6 of the first half because he failed all his bonehead rolls. Just hilarious. Good thing I was failing them, because the casualty dice were white hot. He probably wouldnt have a team left. And poor little Borat is no longer with us. :(
I will have to remake him, i miss doing the voice while i play :D

A bizzare game to say the least. SubHedgehog was a very good sport and a fun coach to play against. Did not complain once about his guys being loaded into the ambulance all game. We will have to play a more "normal" game sometime........ :D
 
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