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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-05-21 13:52:02
40k
1/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
-
-
21
42
5
#3 Dan – Dead (RIP)
#14 Arabelle II – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
2
-
-
8
-
5
16
35
2
#5 Eddie McPace – Smashed Knee (NI)
“ Luck readings are out due to a disconnect.
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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:
It Wasn't Me
and something....
Well DC tempted fate and called out nuffle before the game, he brought along hthrak but he forgot that I am way greater than a simple star and that the only way I can be beaten is if ancient descendants of Greek scholars decreed it to be so a millinium ago, oh yeah and a dice rape.
First half saw DC go for the grind and foul his way down field, how ever when attempting to outflank our defence we saw our openning and due to some super coaching on my part which is definatly a 2+ with a RR, I managed to surf the ball carrier and the crowd assisted in sending the ball back into his half. unfortunately Kevin Barlow failed the pick up and was then dispatched by Arabelle II. a turn or so later and some skillfull surfing saw 2 CDBs go out BH and DEAD. and this caused DC to leave the safety of his new CDB escorts and make a push down field, however a bull failed a GFI and gave us another chance to snatch the ball away with Eddie and pass it to Tony who rushed it the rest of the way down field for an easy score. Tony was then sent to the injury bin by Arabelle II.
2nd half we received with 7 dwarves on field against about 1 million chaos dwarves. a perfect defence and a failed pick up put us on the back foot to start off with. Another failed GFI from which resulted in a BH and the use of the regulars apothecary, to be followed straight away by a grim blitz and kill on Arabelle II. We huddled and tried to draw things out as best we could knowing we only needed a draw, however the CDs managed to get the ball and score. last drive is on the reload which was 8 dwarves holding out for 3 turns. with a strategic stall in the corner involving a few SFs
3pts: Hthrak
2pts: Arabelle II
1pt: Nat”
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This match report may contain language that you find distasteful.
If you are easily offended, sensitive, have no sense of humour, or have had something tragic happen to yourself or a loved one then look away now in case you have a reaction to something in the report.
The following terms may or may not be used in the following match report:
Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:
It Wasn't Me
and something....
Well DC tempted fate and called out nuffle before the game, he brought along hthrak but he forgot that I am way greater than a simple star and that the only way I can be beaten is if ancient descendants of Greek scholars decreed it to be so a millinium ago, oh yeah and a dice rape.
First half saw DC go for the grind and foul his way down field, how ever when attempting to outflank our defence we saw our openning and due to some super coaching on my part which is definatly a 2+ with a RR, I managed to surf the ball carrier and the crowd assisted in sending the ball back into his half. unfortunately Kevin Barlow failed the pick up and was then dispatched by Arabelle II. a turn or so later and some skillfull surfing saw 2 CDBs go out BH and DEAD. and this caused DC to leave the safety of his new CDB escorts and make a push down field, however a bull failed a GFI and gave us another chance to snatch the ball away with Eddie and pass it to Tony who rushed it the rest of the way down field for an easy score. Tony was then sent to the injury bin by Arabelle II.
2nd half we received with 7 dwarves on field against about 1 million chaos dwarves. a perfect defence and a failed pick up put us on the back foot to start off with. Another failed GFI from which resulted in a BH and the use of the regulars apothecary, to be followed straight away by a grim blitz and kill on Arabelle II. We huddled and tried to draw things out as best we could knowing we only needed a draw, however the CDs managed to get the ball and score. last drive is on the reload which was 8 dwarves holding out for 3 turns. with a strategic stall in the corner involving a few SFs
3pts: Hthrak
2pts: Arabelle II
1pt: Nat”
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Complete Idiot
LIAR!!!
Tard boy
Fatty Boombaladah
Tic Tac
Unaustralian
gAyFL
Dream Killer
Oldbuggers
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Handicaps were:
It Wasn't Me
and Smelling Salts (totally wasted as i had the numbers the whole game, until i failed my last two KO rolls!)
What a total farce, of a game and a match report. Gloating is very unbecoming Oldbuggers! You should learn to stop making personal insults aimed at others' coaching ability. Also you constantly lie, misrepresenting what really happened. You say that "2nd half we received with 7 dwarves on field against about 1 million chaos dwarves" BUT....the client will only allow 11 players max on the pitch! You should check your facts more closely next time, LIAR!!!
Twanhlows:
3 pts - Tony Twinkletoes (very lucky)
2 pts - Slayer Stephen (dice raped my mother)
1 pt - Gavin Gordon (Complete Idiot)”