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Match Result · Stunty Leeg division
Match recorded on 2007-05-28 17:50:36
TV 1470k Chaos Halfling
2
Winnings 70k
Spectators
+1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 4/2/0
 
 
Chaos Halfling TV 1560k
0
90k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/2/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#8
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#14
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#6 Beshrew IX – Dead (RIP)
#14 Jinx VII – Dead (RIP)
An enjoyable game for me, but seems my oppo didn't like it so much:
Too bad I didn't get all of the chatlog, but this is after he asked me to do the world a favor and die... :)

With my inferior team and all, seems his team was so much better all through the board... Odi_factor rocks

<red> right after your mino
<blu> no really, i want you to drop dead
<red> lot of ppl do
<red> join the club
<blu> including yer mum eh?
<red> nah, she loves me
<blu> lol no
<red> for beating up crappy teams like yours :)
<blu> listen
<blu> my team is better than yours in every position
<blu> like i explained
<blu> you're just a lucky effer
<blu> who has taken out 8 players
<blu> while playing the inferior side
<red> maybe we just have a bit different approach to c-flings...
<blu> uh yeah
<red> mine has done wonders to me
<blu> i make them into good teams
<blu> uyeah, 75 games and they're among the worst i have ever seen
<red> I win with mine
<red> and you whine with yours...
<blu> yeah, like the small stunty spike and stuff?
<red> nope, just your team :D
<blu> yeah, you're a lucky clueless punk with a worthless team
<blu> congrats
<red> thanks :)
<blu> that's not a compliment
<blu> it's me telling you you're worth nothing
<red> I know
<red> ooh, not even a small shiny penny?
<blu> ?
<red> worth nothing part :D
<red> that helps
<blu> oh, no you're not
<blu> you disgusting sob
<red> now how did you know I'm disgusting? :D
<red> did you check out my coach pic?
<blu> have we or haven't we played for a half?
<red> perv :P
<blu> what's perv about that?
<red> nothing, just seeing how upset I can get by just chatting total nonsence to you
<blu> you have a strange idea of perversion
<red> everyone gets their kicks from somewhere, mine is upset swedes
<blu> go drown in a bucket
<red> only if it's full of beer my friend
<blu> is that four times or five?
<blu> but diving tackle? oh, that' sright, you've luckboxed them all away
<blu> save one
<red> yeah, I felt really bad about that one both down...
<blu> what do you know, you're lucky
<red> OMG!
<red> REALLY?
<blu> don't act as if you deserve to live
<red> ofcourse I do
<blu> lo
<blu> l
<red> I'm pretty sure I want you to live too... just to prolong the suffering
<blu> every minute without you is a minute of bliss, so let's get this overwith
<red> how about pressing the TO then?
<red> thanks ;P
<blu> er...keyboard jammed
<blu> ..
<blu> ?asdlfg?asdgk???asdg
<blu> dg
<blu> sd
<red> oops
<blu> GO
<blu> FD??
<blu> GD
<blu> dslh?
<blu> sdgsdgasd,??
<blu> gasd,sd???
<blu> gsd,??
<blu> ?gasd??
<blu> das?
<blu> glasd??
<blu> ?glsd
<blu> glad??gklasd??gkl?
<blu> dgkdo?'kgsd solcp?xm
<red> oops again
<blu> well deserved you non thinking numbnut emmeffer
<blu> how do you live with yourself???
<blu> huh???
<blu> huh???
<blu> huhhhh?
<red> easily
<blu> no it's not
<blu> you lucky god damn mother...
<blu> AND AGAIN
<red> I'll jjust be thinking of your blood pressure, and giggle all night long
<blu> why do you giggle when you outluck me?????
<red> because it seems to piss you off
<blu> of course it does
<blu> hint: nobody deserves luck
<blu> you slimey piece of f
<red> I do, ask anybody...
<red> let's ask the crowd...
<red> if they cheer, I need more luck
<blu> didn't i ask you to drown in a bucket?
<red> awww
<red> they like it
<blu> why do they cheer?
<blu> you only deserve to die in a pile of your own shit
<red> prolly because of your whining
<blu> why am i whining?
<blu> because of bad luck
<blu> ie beyond my control
<blu> so please kill yourself
<blu> you msirerable
<blu> d.gd
<blu> .dwyds???
<red> yeah, but bad luck is supposed to be taken like a man...
<red> bending over...
<red> :D
<blu> what's that even supposed to mean?
<blu> pos clichemaster
<blu> why do you boo me???
<blu> he's the one with luck
<red> because you almost whine like mez! :D
<blu> so?
<blu> that doesn't influence luck
<red> well, sometimes the crowd doesn't like that
<blu> people should feel sorry for me
<red> it's like eurovision :D
<blu> huh?
<blu> stop cheering
<blu> he deserves nothing
<blu> is that so hard to see?
<blu> bunch of mongrelmen
<red> CHEER FOR THE WINNER!
<red> hmmm
<red> do I really have to score with the mino?
<blu> no it didn't hurt, it was expected
<blu> bloody tard
<blu> do you feel proud?
<blu> like you deserved this?
<red> works like a charm
<blu> ...
<red> nope, but you have
<blu> fail one god damn roll...
<blu> just one
<blu> for once
<red> OMG!
<red> REF CAIGHT ME!
<red> SO UNFAIR!
<red> :P
<blu> stop tarding
<red> thanks for an enjoyable experience
<red> don't forget to blacklist me
Player Performances
 
 
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#5
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TOTALS
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#1 Girlfriend in a Coma – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#9 Stupendous – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Quite possibly the most annoying game ever.
Losing to a team that is worse in just about every position, with a ton of niggles at that, is okay from time to time.
But in this fashion...

Him fouling 6-7 times before finally getting caught in rd 15. Me failing wild animal countless times. Those one dice blocks resulting in cas or KO. Just about everything going his way. Very disgusting. Apoth fails on mng for mino too, of course.
 
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