#2 Ernest Hemmingway – Smashed Knee (NI) #2 Ernest Hemmingway – Gouged Eye (MNG)
“CAN ANYONE STOP RON MEXICO?
These were the words of Modern Drunkards coach Mr. Celebrity Cameo, esq. as he left the field Thursday night, after being handed a defeat in which the much maligned Ron mexico scored an 18 yard touchdown, part of the assault which toppled the Drunkards, still riding high after their previous victory.
"Damn Northerners!" cried Cameo, "We kept it close until our offensive coach got so hammered, he could barely stand, much less call plays."
Unfortunately, the alcoholic legend, Ernest Hemmingway severely injured himself, leading to immediate retirement. "Yeah, well... I'm old, dangit! Where's my whiskey?"”
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These were the words of Modern Drunkards coach Mr. Celebrity Cameo, esq. as he left the field Thursday night, after being handed a defeat in which the much maligned Ron mexico scored an 18 yard touchdown, part of the assault which toppled the Drunkards, still riding high after their previous victory.
"Damn Northerners!" cried Cameo, "We kept it close until our offensive coach got so hammered, he could barely stand, much less call plays."
Unfortunately, the alcoholic legend, Ernest Hemmingway severely injured himself, leading to immediate retirement. "Yeah, well... I'm old, dangit! Where's my whiskey?"”