“In spite of the blizzard 127000 fans showed up for the game between Sweetorcs and Musicmakers Divided, probably eager to see the duel between the great blitzers of both teams. For the humans: St5-frenzy Slayer, a bit slow but eager to blitz, and A perfect circle st4ag5-strip ball specialist. The orcs one the other hand have two st4 blitzers, Polly with break tackle for blitzing and Truffle for running with sure hands.

No handicaps, no niggles, no stars.

We start by KOing both NOFX and Placebo. Musicmakers Divided line up some nice defense but soon lose another player, when Pearl Jam, the last of the three LOS-fodders goes to the KO-bench. Soon Slayer joins them too. The strokes fouls (KO) our beloved Polly but the ref is on his toes! A perfect Circle does some nice dodging to onedice our Black Orc with the ball and gets it free thanks to strip ball. Well done by Janzki, especially since he also has a ag4-leap guy, which I forget about. Also I forget about blizzard and many other things. Even though the humans only have 6 players on the field for the most of first half, I play really poorly and only more luck allows me to score in the last turn.

For the second half the humans can only field 9 players as Slayer and Pearl Jam decide to stay on the bench, but play excellent and score in the second, after Alice in Chains survives a re-rolled two-dice-blitz. Grats Alice.

Slayer still is on the bench, according to coach Janzki it might depend on the fact that he is “he's one of those moody players, on his way to stardom you know”. Thus the humans defend with 10. This time the LOSguys all remain on the pitch following the kick-off. Soon, the orc-luck begins though, when we niggle Placebo and badly hurt A Perfect Circle. Soon, the badly hurts just keep coming in and we score easily. The two remaining turns left for the 7 humans are spoiled due to our second blitz and Truffle can make 3-1.

Well, this game was absurd. The humans armour broke as easy as paper. I can only apologize for all this and hope the rematch will be more fair. Janzki was a great sport in spite of all of this, I wish I would handle bad luck as he does :).
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