“High Elves versus Wood Elves, for the championship of the goodie two shoes!

Kiwi opened his account early, scoring on a fine handoff, run and pass from Watermelon.

Raspberry broke apart the play for the Questioners, sacking How Fast in the backfield. A fury of activity ended with a breakaway for What Time, who slipped and broke both his fall with his outstretched arm, which was also broken in the process.

How Fast attempted to stop the counterattack, but again a cruel GFI rose, and How Fast was hauled off the field face down. Kiwi scored his second touchdown of the game.

With just five elves and a treeman available for the next kick, the Questioners were up against it. Ten High Elves faced them, but they gamely pushed forward, with You Talking To Me leading the way. Sadly, a misstep ended the half as the Questioners appeared ready try for a touchdown.

The second half saw the Questioners down 7 against 10, and their fans took matters into their own hands, and beat the ref into next week.

A nice passing play got the Questioners back into the game - but their luck was short-lived. Another failed GFI, another 1 on the reroll, and Kiwi hauled in his third touchdown of the day.

Who took the ball on the next drive, and surrounded himself with his mates, using his extra strength to hold off would be tacklers. Although he found it difficult to strike for a touchdown, his blockers held their own. Who loudly taunted the Fruit Loops, daring any of them to come and take the ball from him. Finally, Why made a daring break for the endzone, and the pass arrived from Who. He has the ball! Wait, the blitzer tripped, here's his chance!

Wait, what's this? A missed block upfield? The game ended with Grapefruit kicking Why squarely in the potion pouch, the ball squirting free, and Pineapple completing one last pass.


Most Valuable Elf: Kiwi, with three catches, three touchdowns and seventeen paces rushing.

Thanks for a fun game, and good luck on those Go For Its!”