“Nuffle smiled on the Fruit Loops this day. On the other side of the pitch, Ug Quizzug in particular had atrocious days - in fact, rumors have it that Quizzug may be getting the sack if his performance doesn't improve. An enjoyable match, even if my opponent's lucky dice had more ones that sixes today. At least the fans enjoyed the match, but the cheap gits didn't spend much.


Most Valuable Elf: Grapefruit. In the second half he ended an opposing drive in spectacular fashion, when he dodged into a cage and hit Quizzug with such force that Quizzug's head came clean off his body. The ball left the field of play, and was thrown by the raging crowd to Pineapple for a touchdown.

Least Valuable Player: Quizzug, sacked three times, and a fumble on his own. And, of course, there was that nasty business of being killed for a while. He never really got into the groove this match, and his average of half a completion per match is dismal. Quizzug narrowly edged out Ug for LVP (Ug spent much of the match picking his nose (and he calls himself a pro), and was tackled two paces from scoring a touchdown.)”