“To sum it up, I failed everything. Yes, everything. This was truly a bizarre match and Ebenezer had invited Nuffle to a nice view from his VIP box to watch the spectacle.

The usually so fantastic +MA, frenzy saurus Gorhuan was KO'd in turn 1 in both halfs. Huanhuan the kroxigor actually did his best moves during the 3 turns in a row when he failed his bonehead rolls, because in the other ones he only caused turnovers. The skinks were lousy dodgers except when they didn't really matter much and the LOS sauruses failed to inflict more than one or two KO's during the entire match.

To really rub the salt into my bleeding wounds I got 10000 for the match when 20000 would have been enough to buy another reroll. The -1 FF I can fully explain though...after a match like this the team should be happy to have any fans at all.

Thankfully Ebenezer showed proper sympathy which made the match enjoyable anyway, and the RIP'ed Tenqgoq was at least a niggler. But having a sidestepping dive tackler can sure come in handy...

Thanks for the match! I might come down and collect that dinner and beers you agreed that you owed me ;)”