“Hard fought game of Elf Ball. The game kicked off in less then great conditions and the loveable losers took full advantage of Shadow Elves poor set up, With a hard drive down the wide zone Four Eyes scored in the 2nd turn.

The skies changed just before Kick Off and baking heat kicked in but the normally light fearing Shadow Elges just got annoyed and drove hard down the pitch, KO a few unlucky Losers on route. After a fight in the middle of the pitch the pass was released to Impaler who ran in the TD.

The unlucky Losers KO's still needed more time, and the heat laid another two down. Just leaving 8 Lovies to face 11 Shadows. Another hard fought drive, but the Lovable Losers ended up with the ball in the Shadows half. Blocks and blitzies when flying in and harken ended up with the ball on the half way line, runing it in and handing it off to Impalier who walked it in to take the Shadows in front. Sadly in the fight a few Loveable Losers where badly hurt after a disconnection midway into the drive.

It all changed in the 2nd half with still baking heat 2 Shadows went home for a cold beer and a few cheerleaders. The Loveable Losers saw their chance and even thou they were still a man down came out fighting. The drive saw them fining their fighting spirit and KO'ing 3 Shadows and ending up with the ball deep on the touch line in the Shadows half. With some fancy foot work and position play The Darkness knocked the ball carriers escort into him and set the carrier and the ball into the crowd.

The crowd throw the ball str8 back into the middle of The Shadows half and both teams fought hard to get it, showing elfish skill at its best both teams failed to pick up the ball and/or throw it clear. But in the last minute Four Eyes got clear and ran in the the TD. 2-2 at full time with only 10 elves left standing on the pitch, and who said elves do not know how to have fun.

After the game coach Stan had to say "It was hard out there, my boys do not react to the heat well, just look at Puppy Killer he is wearing a puppy as a mask to protect himself from that sun. The 2 boys that went home with the cheerleader early will be subject to well........... you can guess" "but full credit to coach Jxaing his plays were good and we had a good chat about how useless some of are boys can be" "i look forward to are next meeting, but i will demand its played in a cave"”