“Pre game roll 3 - fallen side prevails.

The Angels walked into the game to a team that completely outclassed them (love the tr/ts diff lol), but it didn’t matter, the girls were out for blood today, and to help with that, their coach went ahead and bribed the ref.

From the get go the Angels ignored the ball carriers and tried to put the hurt on, only managing one early casualty, apparently their pathetic meatbags of opponents had on decent armor.

As the half wore one, the Angels fans got fed up with no damage caused and went out to get the ref.

On the Angels first drive, they managed to isolate one of the more agile humans and promptly forgot all about scoring, they decided it would be a lot more fun to play with his face.

Time after time they tried to make him look less pretty, and time after time he took the pain but refused to go away. As the Angels were amusing themselves with their new plaything, the humans nabbed the ball, and crept up behind for a late second score.

The first half ended 2-0 for their meatbag opponents.

The Angels were in a fury, they hadn’t managed to inflict any damage, this game was rapidly becoming a massive failure.

They rallied the second half, coming out on the pitch chanting their warsong:

We are the Fallen Angels
Causing terror with every breath
We are the shrieks of silence
The messiah’s of your death

The Angels had no interest in scoring, instead, this half was going to be all about pain. Gathering up the ball to bring the humans to them, the girls went about laying down the hits and never once till the very end missed a chance to stomp on someone’s face.

The humans weren’t having any of it, and stared giving as good as they got… and eventually took the upper hand. The match came to the close with the Angels bloodied, one player who will never play again whilst the humans walked away un-scratched.

Eyewitnesses report the Angels coach storming off the pitch in a fury muttering about how he needed to spend more time teaching his team the finer points of kicking in a persons face.
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