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CTV 1320k Goblin Cheaters
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#11 Naffgrot Duffrot – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#11 Ileus – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#11 Ileus – Smashed Knee (NI)
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Dem stinky Pukes thinks dey'z so good, top of da league and all dat. Well we fort it wuz time ta teach 'em sum respekt fer us rebul grotz. Right from da start we charged inta their line and Bazza gave one of da smelly blobs a right kickin' that kept him outta the rest o' da game.
Da uvver ladz all moved ta protect Zagga and Zoglug passed da ball straight to 'im. Well, the gooey geezers didn't like dat much and went fer 'im, but Hazgog knocked one out cold wiv dat ball of his and Bagrat whacked a saw straight into their big beast, keepin' it down fer a good while. A few uvver Pukes got bashed and Gazza and Zagga went fer it wiv da ball, gettin' a good distance.
Now da nurglings came after dem, but Badnag just tripped one up eazy as ya like and now i hear da guy's crippled fer life! Har har. Bagrat chainsawed anuvver beastie and Zagga went straight fer da endzone, gettin' us da first Touchdown.
Da rest of da game wuz just a great fight reely - Dey knocked sum holes in Naffgrot's armour and whacked a few of us outta da game, but we gave dem a good kickin' too and most of 'em wasn't conscious until da end.
A good scrap it wuz, and we proved dat da greeny meanies aren't so tuff afta all.
Gobbo of da match: Bagrat Squigaddon, fer bringin' both beasts to da floor.
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