“A few days ago, as a favour to a friend of mine who used to be into this bullshit, I had an entertainment gig at an anime convention; while I was wading through the horrific pile that was the anime nerds I was reminded of one other horrible thing that dickhead friend of mine introduced me too that would have otherwise been left behind forever. Bloodbowl.

I decided to name my players after the experience that I took from that horrific place, perhaps you guys can relate to some of them… or all of them. I don’t care as long as I never have to see her again: http://s214.photobucket.com/albums/cc246/PhotoTemp2007/?action=view&current=CIMG0011.jpg

My favourite player has to be Vampire Street Mime, named after the mime I met at the convention: http://pics.livejournal.com/ravient/pic/0009f72r/

Apparently he was dressed as a vampire from some Japanese train wreck of cartoon whose dark nature and evil was only preceded by the darkness he feels for the world, or something along those lines. No kid, if you wear all black with white gloves you are a street mime. You need to act accordingly.

At least I won the approval of those nerds: http://www.smash.org.au/forums/index.php?topic=607.0

No, I will not curb my language, you wanted an entertainer not some anti social person who knows a whole lot about the latest card collecting cartoon, I don’t know anything about your subculture and if I have my way it’ll stay that way because I don’t want to watch your animated tributes to vampire street mimes.

As for blood bowl this game sucked two years ago and it still sucks, the rules make no sense, the players are retarded and the people that play them follow suit. I still have not got over the fact that when I try to sprint there is not a 1 in 6 chance that I will fall and die but with these seasoned athletes that is a very real and very likely possibility.

This game is a sick joke that is violently waging a war against all logic and sense. Catching a ball from 20 yards away is not hard. Handing a ball to the guy next to you should not require a reroll. If you’re a giant tree and you hit someone there shouldn’t be a chance you’ll knock yourself down. Why? Because you’re a giant tree. That’s why. One time I was playing soccer and a guy on my team was injured, as funny as it was the whole team didn’t decide to stop moving because that meant their turn was over, well except Steven, but he hasn’t been the same since his family all died in that horrible car fire.

I want it to go on record that I hate this game.”