“Me and McMagnus have a long Blood Bowl history and we got a good and friendly rivalry going. For this match we decided to spice it up a bit by using themed coaching. McMagnus chose to assume the role of Midas, but since the client doesn't support turning things to gold he instead turned every player he touched to a red spot on the pitch. I chose the role as Nuffle rape victim, which in all honesty wasn't that creative since I didn't have to adapt much from my usual playing style.

The match was pretty much a long hard rape from turn 1 to turn 16. Gunder got a MNG on the very first block of the match and it just continued in that manner, with Bo Sun getting a RIP and seeing the apo failed, and then Einar Enterhake copying him before the half time break.

McMagnus had to take a 20 min break to pick up his kids during the break, wearing thick rubber gloves so he wouldn't kill his own children. Those 20 minutes allowed me time to crawl up into fetus position and cry and then to have a much needed ciggarette before continuing the slaughter in the 2nd half.

After turn 1 in the 2nd half I was down to 6 players, from the 16 I started with. I had some luck on the KO recovery roll though and got most of my KO's back. And better yet, I got the ref. "It's your turn to bleed for a while now", I said since I had my two dp's left on the pitch. But it was just a lie. McMagnus followed up with killing my minotaur on a regular beastman block instead. None of the injuries caused were fouls from his part. He had some excellent chances to kill my minotaur on a gangfoul, but was nice enough to kill it on a block instead.

Döden från Örebro (boy was that name suitable) skilled up very nicely on this carnage while the Groggers have some very serious rebuilding ahead of them.

Thanks for the match, McMagnus. Let's not play with themes anymore in the future :P”