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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2007-09-13 04:16:51
60k
1/2/2
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
4
-
1
20
-
7
20
72
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
-
1
1
10
-
-
27
12
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#4 Toe Ripper – Dead (RIP)
“After a week of wandering the moot mumbling to himself trusting trolls to play Blood Bowl, coach Pain finally arrived back at the BSG training facility. Not to his suprise half the team could not be found, mulling about they say and the field house had been TPed by a bunch of disgruntled BSG fans. Coach needed some time off to contemplate the last two games and why Nuffle has selected him to be the Job of blood bowl coaches.
We tried to put up a good fight and got smacked in the face for our troubles. Got a git killed and going into next match 2 gobos down. It could get ugly. The IBoD out blocked us 12-72 and dictated the entire game. BUT we kept our feet moving and Nobla to everyones suprise played 12 of the 16 turns. He actually made a diffrence in the outcome of the game! although he could not hurt anyone with the chainsaw he left them with a lot of bruises. 10 blitzes, 1 failed armor break,9stuns and 1KO. In the end it all came down to a 2/8 troll pass for the win! but plunk droped gobo fumble. Still got the tie!! dodging norse lineman runs in picks the ball up whips it down field which turns into another turn 2/8 win to tie to loss all in one turn. The really frustrating thing for Coach is in the last two game the gobos had the first crack at winning on the last turn and it all turned to snotling dung. It is time to draw a line in the sand and not take anymore losing! we need to right the ship, walk the line. carry the water and kick the down gobo. Got to figure it out and fast.
Good game IBoD and we will meet again! I will be sure to bring my chainsaw again.”
We tried to put up a good fight and got smacked in the face for our troubles. Got a git killed and going into next match 2 gobos down. It could get ugly. The IBoD out blocked us 12-72 and dictated the entire game. BUT we kept our feet moving and Nobla to everyones suprise played 12 of the 16 turns. He actually made a diffrence in the outcome of the game! although he could not hurt anyone with the chainsaw he left them with a lot of bruises. 10 blitzes, 1 failed armor break,9stuns and 1KO. In the end it all came down to a 2/8 troll pass for the win! but plunk droped gobo fumble. Still got the tie!! dodging norse lineman runs in picks the ball up whips it down field which turns into another turn 2/8 win to tie to loss all in one turn. The really frustrating thing for Coach is in the last two game the gobos had the first crack at winning on the last turn and it all turned to snotling dung. It is time to draw a line in the sand and not take anymore losing! we need to right the ship, walk the line. carry the water and kick the down gobo. Got to figure it out and fast.
Good game IBoD and we will meet again! I will be sure to bring my chainsaw again.”
The norse started strong, with a quick touchdown. Still, the gobos had bribed the ref, so the goblin star, Nobbla would remain in for the rest of the game, cutting into the norse with vigor! The gobos would manage to tie up the game, despite the norse's best efforts.
It looked like the game would be tied, with Nobbla, again cutting down any IBHoD'er who might have gotten his hands on the ball! In the final seconds, the Blighters tried to toss a goblin in for a winning touchdown, but the troll would drop him. Folkmar would dive at the troll's mighty feet and come up with the ball, making the only norse completion of the game to Magnus, who would bolt in for the winning TD!
What a close game! The norse shook enough money out of the gobos to pick up a new lineman. Olaf the Hunter showed some promise with his deft dancing into his first TD, but twisted an ankle on his celebratory dance and will favor that leg for the rest of his hopefully short career. So the norse get 12 players, but then niggle on the first aging roll! Still a win is a win!
Great game, Pain! I thought you had me. Now on to the one team I really did roll over last time, NWL Black Fire Blitzers!”