“The Pants Men Iron Out Rotten Luck
and
Remove Filth and Grime

And verily, Nuffle did turn her gaze and her wrath descended in a cataclysm of woe.

Trousers scooted in Three Touch Downs only hampered by some Overzealous Starching and the Odd Gouging from those Beastly Men.

No less than Three Extra Rerolls were awarded on kick-off for the Categories of Fashion, Tailoring and Not taking to the field with your bits hanging out (Beastmen take note! Hooves are no excuse!)

All Three Extra Rerolls were squandered dodging into full five man cages to blitz the ball carrier resulting in Thunderpants nearly RIPing himself only to be saved by the Apothecary. No skidmarks on him.
Fittingly he caught the MVP having made several insane Blitzes from Nowhere at the risk of his especially valuable elfy life.

The Beastly Random Number Generator was reprimanded for excessive Pushing and Quad Skull gets the award for getting punched by an elf and dropping the ball when outnumbering them three to one.

Incontrovertable proof that Pants are the Very Foundation of Civilisation.

After all, what would we be without Pants? Nekkid from the waist down, that's what!”