“Imperial Fleet Commando 2 – 1 Deathstar Clean-up Crew Alpha1

It was neat to watch the huge Stardestroyer docking on the Deathstar. It really was about time for the old wreck to get cleaned. All in all 54.000 fans showed up to see what’s happening inside the Stardestroyer, and then it took off.

The Teams moved to the pitch. The fans were yelling looking forward to see a stunning game between Jedi Fleet Commando and Sith Clean Crew.

Imperial Fleet Commando set up to receive and Deathstar Clean-up Crew Alpha1 prepared themselves to put all they have against them. Kick was made and Grand Moff Tarkin running with the ball to the line of scrimmage! He passed the ball to a clone and started to move his arms muttering words nobody could here. Man, I tell you, this guy is blessed by the force. Suddenly the lights went off and nobody could see what was happening (fumbbl server down in turn 3). Back in light the audience was surprised to see him on the left side running towards the end zone with the ball in his hands. Nothing to put against by the Cleaners. 1-0!

Puzzled Deathstar Crew set up to receive and when the whistle blowed they recognized Grand Moff Tarkin again doing strange things and the whole Commando Team standing unexpectedly offensive. BLITZ! Before Darth Sweeper could do anything, the Imperial Fleet Commando moved unstoppable like a stardestroyer into their half. Boba Fett #47328 caught the ball out of the air grinning evil. Darth Mop looked angry. Running towards him he throws him to the ground. It was a back and forth. Grand Moff Tarkin taking down Darth Mop was blocked by Darth Sweeper. Suddenly Freebooted Ghoul Marklar Binks had the ball in his hands and was running towards Commandos end zone. Too much for Boba #47328 – running after him, he lowers his head and drills his horns into Marklar Binks chest. A yell was heard and he was brought to ground. Nothing left for the ref: he stoped the game and Markler was carried of the pitch crying like a little girl. He wasn’t seen the whole game anymore (BH). Wow, Protocol Droid E-3PO was pissed. Hit Boba #32484 so hard that it seemed that he will have niggling injuries. Fortunately the Apo was able to do what he needed. Power droid TH99 fouled Grand Moff Tarkin and the half was over.

2nd half. Déjà vu? Puzzled Deathstar Crew set up to receive and when the whistle blowed they recognized Grand Moff Tarkin again doing strange things and the whole Commando Team standing unexpectedly offensive. BLITZ! Before Darth Sweeper could do anything, the Imperial Fleet Commando moved unstoppable like a stardestroyer into their half. Again a Boba Fett caught the ball out of the air grinning evil. And again Darth Mop looked angry. Running towards him he throws him to the ground. But this time the ball was bouncing right in front of the feet of Captain Piett. He took the loose ball and was strolling to opponent’s end zone. It seemed like he wasn’t in rush at all. Deathstar Clean-up Crew Alpha1 now was in rage. BHing 2 and KOing 3 Bobas. Trooper 115 now was about to bring an end to Grand Moff Tarkin’s force. Puting a foot into his face was too much for the ref – banned from the game! Protocol Droid Y4TL tried his best too, to end Grand Moff Tarkin’s career – banned from the game! The fans where yelling: ”Kill a Boba! Get a Zom!” (what a mistake… but we will learn about that later) Captain Piett was afraid something could happen to his colleague and stepped over the line. 2-0!

We don’t know what happened, but from now on Tarkin didn’t do anything to attract the Cleaners attention. Normal kick, Darth Mop with the ball. Not much time left on the clock. He forces his way through the defence assisted by his team. Youngstar [Attichicuk], just recruited last game hit another Boba hard. Imperial Fleet Commando’s PR manager told us after the game that they need to do some testing with him before he can go back to the pitch. Back to the game. Darth Mop not far from the line, but a Boba right next to him. Mop brings him down and runs to a Touchdown, Wow, what a move! 2-1!
Game was over. Fans where done with their ”Kill a Boba! Get a Zom!” and started to pack their things. Last set-up was just to throw some blocks, and workout a little bit before they go back to the dressing room. No! Wait! What’s happening to Boba Fett #32484? I think he got the yells of the fans wrong. Did they say ”Kill a Zom! Get a Boba!”? This must be what he understood. Running towards Detainment Droid IX32 and drilling his horns into his head. Game over for him and game over for the game.
What a pain, that “really dead” Detainment Droid IX32 got the MVP award…


Hey Count,

I can’t say I have never seen such a game before (Nuffle really hated you), but I have never seen an opponent fighting so hard against so much disluck! Getting a 2-1 out of two blitzes against is great work!

Thanks for playing, next time you will be blessed by the force!
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