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#4 Den Store Homo – Dead (RIP)
#7 Shamanen – Dead (RIP)
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The game started off in a normal manner, the undeads were doing a fine job defending and forced the camp to make a score in turn 3. This was not a problem though, as the monkeys felt sure in their stealing abilities they set up for another drive. Well, they were in for a treat as the mummies and wights started pounding them to dust - and here we thought we were gonna have a nice party.
Without greater problems (except one knockdown on the ballcarrier, where Hr. Nelseon failed his pick-up) the clints made a grinding td and we set-up for 2nd half.
Well we should NEVER have done that. In the first turn the undead sent 3(!!!) players off the pitch we don't expect to see all of them next time as some might be preparing themselves for parties to come. Then Den Store Homo was hit in an exceptionally violent way by star-wight Josey Wales and sent to prepare himself for a prolonged period of time. The team hangarounds tried to step in and help, but since the doctor was preparing himself he could not attend to the patient who we will not see in a few games either.
None the less, the undead seemed a little too confident of their win and fumbled a ball in front of Shamanen. Being nimble and efficient he rushed to pick it up, and made a neat hand-off to Dulleaben, who after a stall could score the goal for 2-1.
Unfortunately a zombie got mad at Shamanen for grabbing his ball and proceeded to do something to Shamanens balls, that will keep him out for a prolonged period. We fear his hang-over will be so great as to not remember his nimbleness...
Thanks to Manbush for the dance, a truly funny game. I hope they died with honour.”