“Wonderbra Bowl:

The crowd came into the stands wondering what they would see...these teams knew each other well and both teams were tired from a long regular season and a bit more prone to injury perhaps. Pain State had a late surge and was a popular pick for a contender in season 3...this would be their prime time showcase to display their talents. While Boise State was limping into the game...after a solid season 1, they struggled in season 2, a respectable non-conference record (winning 5 of 8), but were smoked in conference play - including a thumping by the hands of Pain State.

The ball sailed high in the air and was gathered in by the orcs of Pain State and their offense was in motion. First block and a fairy was carried off badly hurt...soon the treemen were being knocked back and Hoowuz Dat - an Orc with a nasty history of underhanded plays laid an ineffective boot in against Iron Zabransky. Boise State tried to rally a defense, but it was ineffective for the most part..Fiona Key did lay a crushing boot against an orc blitzer, but the apothecary raced in and saved him. Two treemen had taken root and third was on the ground and Pain State was content to stall away the first half. Boise State made sure they paid for it! Fiona raced over and placed another well timed kick into the face of Snod Blacksledge (the star quarterback of the team). With his death, things started to get a bit bloody. Anika Antz for Boise State had been carried off as well...the apothecary preventing a niggling injury. 1-0 and a failed TTM attempt from Boise State meant it was halftime.

The second half opened with some mistakes by Boise State - and quickly orcs were swarming the ball...fans started to look away uninterested as this had all the hallmarks of a 2-0 Pain State victory...BOOM! A massive fireball explodes among the orcs that had crashed on the ball...2 were down, and Shame Conlin (the star linebacker) was carried off with a niggling injury. Bush Hammer had already killed another orc and was multiblocking very effectively - knocking out more orcs. With 4 orcs in the KO box...only a half dozen if that remained and Boise State in control raced in for the game tying score. 1-1 at end of regulation.

Overtime, Boise State was receiving, but Pain State had the perfect defense set up...but the ball bounced out of bounds and was ruled a touchback. OT of a bowl game...who should get the ball? There was no option - it went to the team captain and leader of the team...BUSH HAMMER! Taking the ball, a voice shouted out from across the field, "blitz you sissy" No idea who the comment was aimed at, but Bush Hammer blitzed forward - the orc lineman marking him was reportedly thrown 25 yards backwards...his remains were buried after the game...but the impact was enough...the orcs were in disarray. Bush Hammer continued to push the ball up the sidelines and orcs could not get through the fragile screen of fairies...finally, 1 did to mark Bush Hammer...but breaking free Bush Hammer raced into the endzone - scoring the game winning TD!

Overall, it was game of classic brutality...Fiona Key recorded 2 RIPs on fouls and Bush Hammer was the star once again - with 2 RIPs on blocks and numerous KOs, in addition to the TD. A great game, look forward to the next game!”