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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-01-04 17:28:59
TV 2490k Orc
0
Winnings 20k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/0/1
 
 
Human TV 2450k
3
20k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
3
2
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
2
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
1
-
1
7
-
-
-
4
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
#7
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#9
-
3
-
-
-
3
-
3
3
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
3
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#16
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
5
-
TOTALS
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3
4
-
1
16
-
3
9
39
8

#2 Jon Doe – Dead (RIP)
Screwed from start to finish.

And Nidhug took great pleasure in it.....sigh


WOW. I thought it was a blood bowl game. where was the beer?
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#2
3
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
17
-
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
2
2
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
9
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
3
1
1
-
1
17
-
2
46
23
1
???

The crew were invited to a party at some orcs place. Eager as allways to get some drinking underways the camp went and everything was looking fine.

But the first two turns of the ball seems to be too much for the greenskins. They curse and wear as some slippery fingers gets the ball in jeopardy. A blackorc also gets a taste of Abehjerne and obviously likes it. He needs medical attention to make him guarantee that he will come sober for the next orc game.

But with the medic such otherwise occupied a certain Jon Doe explodes in a fountain of blood (failed dodge) fumbling the ball in the process and leaving a free widezone for the camp to run the rest of the drive.

The orc coach Calcium obviously swear at his horrendous luck, and starts signing out of the party not doing anything. Well, we don't stand up to that - when a party is on the monkeys are playing for better or for worse, so we still commit our tactical foul (stunning the only player who could reach the ball) and run the drive up on the wide. Seeing this the ords go into a killfrenzy, meaning that Abedronningen needs some immediate attention from the doctor.

Furthermore the boots start flying from the orcs. During the second half the orcs gets completely caught up in their fouling so the mokeys can dance around with the ball. So all-in-all this was a bad party, when someone invites we expect them to throw a party and play ball. Not give up and try to throw us out - we are not going away anyway...

But yes! We know that when we go on the field our first player will fall. The opposition will look out to kill our best and strongest player, the most experienced and important and sometimes no one has to help. We know how legends explode in cascades of blood after a failed gfi with rr on the goalline, but that is why this team plays ball. We await that final glourious moment when the game delivers us to the river Styx. That is what is truly festive about this game, or more famously...

Without cruelty there is no festival: thus the longest and most ancient part of human history teaches — and in punishment there is so much that is festive!
-F. Nietzche, The Genealogoy of Morals (1887)
 
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