“Game opens with a pitch invasion wiping out half of both teams, and Synn makes the mistake of leaving his ballboy where my SV can reach him. POW, BH ballboy, rats have the ball...for about a second, before the chaos jar it loose, niggling my str3 gutter in the process, apo save, and it's only turn 2...

Some juggling of the ball around but my gutters outrace him to the endzone for a 1-0 lead. Next setup my SV again relieves the chaos of the ball, but I'm unable to push it in for a score. In a huff I try to foul his DP, only to be ejected despite the eye on HIM. This fateful turn of events would become crucial second half...

Second half I'm up 1-0, ko's are refusing to wake up (and their mounting), and he gets a blitz! Can't make a 2+ dodge, and the score is his, 1-1. Lineup again to advance, putting the smack down on his CW (apo save)...but now his DP thinks enough is enough, and niggles my legendary SV. Sigh. Can't make dodges to save my life, he's surrounding me, I have 3 guys on-pitch, one last chance to pass forward for the winning score...only to fail a gfi, ball is his, chaos win, rats go home with yet another dead, a retired legend, -FF for the fourth consecutive match...”